Send this to your crush with no explanation. ;)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

in-love-with-my-bed:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-goddamazon:

jossisgod:

More reasons to love cats.

What are cats even.

BEINGS OF MAGIC <3

'fits' in the loosest sense of the word

If I fits, I sits. :3

I have a thing for 50s/60s mod interior design. :3

Zodiac Hidden Fears
♈ Aries: Aries fear that they don't fear 'fear'. Most of them are insightful enough to know they can leap head on into danger unnecessarily
♉ Taurus: People will think they are boring. To make up for it they bake food or take people out because they are worried they alone aren't enough
♊ Gemini: Other people will see how internally wound up and vulnerable they are. How much they really need somebody there; no matter how independent they may seem
♋ Cancer: Having a volatile family life. Most Cancers fear divorce but also believe it will never happen to them
♌ Leo: People will tire of their theatrics and neediness and reject them entirely. That eventually people will give up on trying to assure them and cope with their drama
♍ Virgo: People will judge them and treat them differently if they are not at least fulfilling some purpose or use for being around
♎ Libra: They will be alone forever
♏ Scorpio: They will open up and share a secret to somebody, but be rejected / betrayed
♐ Sagittarius: They will love somebody more than the other person loves them. They will need somebody more than they are needed.
♑ Capricorn: Because everyone puts so much faith in them, they are secretly worried they will just destroy everything and don't know who to ask for help
♒ Aquarius: Eventually they will just drift entirely away from everybody. That one day they will be unable to decipher what is rational and not. A true sense of isolation
♓ Pisces: That people only pretend to like them. Most Pisces can't figure out why they have friends or why they are liked. They are constantly comparing themselves

alcyonesong answered to your post “Why do parents think that adult humor, adult images sneaked in, or…”

I think I’d rather teach my children myself instead of relying on the media to do so about such things.

True. Not the best source to begin with. Of course, there are some parents out there that don’t know enough about sex to begin with, and that would be a problem. There’s also abstinence only sex ed, which I don’t agree with. That doesn’t make things better. :/

Why do parents think that adult humor, adult images sneaked in, or adult “subliminal messages” will corrupt kids? That shit will go over a child’s head, they won’t notice!

Plus, what’s wrong with teaching your kids about sexuality and safe sex? You don’t want your kids to find out from porn or have unprotected sex and risk getting STDs and getting pregnant, DO YOU?

pokethepasta:

sometimes i wonder what my mom’s reaction would be if she found out I wrote gay man porn

I feel the same way about my incomplete smut fics, and my porn drawings. :p

atapi:

crecrecrecreature

animated-taco:

ladyofships:

godtechturninheads:

polyglotplatypus:

Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they’re right.

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spirkcantwerk:

This scene actually works better as stills

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